House of D Triumphs over OH

The House of D (OD) team was unleashed back onto the volleyball court for its opening match last Tuesday night, starting the season off strong with a 2-0 (15-10, 15-9) victory over the OH team. Despite a service ace from Mike Ward, the Ds struggled early in the match, allowing the OH squad to take… Continue reading House of D Triumphs over OH

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Monday, October 7, 2002 – OB emphasized the gulf in class within the IM Soccer League as they cast aside OH 5-4 with almost contemptuous ease at HBS to put the pressure back on OD. The match was over as a meaningful contest after just 10 minutes, with Miller striking twice to take his tally… Continue reading Full-time:

OH Goes Skiing

With the terrible crisis unfolding in the Boston archdiocese of the Catholic Church, Pope John Paul II has asked Cardinal Bernard Law to step down in favor of a member of OH, Jake Bisenius. Bisenius named fellow H’er Curt Medeiros as his “wingman” in his attempt to clean up the clergy. Bisenius and Medeiros, who… Continue reading OH Goes Skiing

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Hooligans Steal EC Trophy

Boston, MA, November 25. Destiny was reaffirmed after OH won the EC championship to add to last year’s RC championship. With honor on the line, OH showed their true colors by coming back from a 0-4 deficit to win a stunner in sudden-death overtime by the score of 5-4 over OE. The gamesmanship began days… Continue reading Hooligans Steal EC Trophy

Continued Market Dominance

Though still young and fresh to the HBS scene, NE has already established a few enviable traditions in IM football: 1) Professors attending our games to cheer us on, providing much-appreciated moral support. 2) Winning. Marketing prof. Anita Elberse was on-hand to energize the team, providing a useful matrix of the many different competitive advantages… Continue reading Continued Market Dominance

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NE 18 – 8 OH

This might come as a surprise to you, but in Spain, things are different. In Spain, people take three-hour lunch-breaks, and don’t include pro-forma earnings in annual reports! In Spain, men in tights are admired for shish-kebabbing rapidly-moving livestock! In Spain, “football” is written “f£tbol,” and actually means “soccer,” while “soccer” is written “s¢quer,” and… Continue reading NE 18 – 8 OH

Alphabet Soup and Aussie Day, NC Style

Never before has the word “moreover” received a more careful and practiced enunciation than it did last week during Section C’s Alphabet Day. Not just “moreover”, but also “jointly,” “furthermore,” and most bizarrely, “Xerox.” Unfortunately, the rigors of A-B-C were too much for some C-ers to take, the author included. Most alphabetically-challenged were Katherine Mossman,… Continue reading Alphabet Soup and Aussie Day, NC Style

G-Unit Falls Again in Heated Battle

396 WordsFebruary 2, 200517:55 GMTWall Street Journal English(Copyright (c) 2005, Dow Jones & Company, Inc.) Dow Jones Newswires Boston-In an eagerly awaited battle between B-league titans, the NG B team grimaced and grunted through its most physical game of the season. With the referee apparently choking on his whistle, the G-Unit suffered a difficult 54-44… Continue reading G-Unit Falls Again in Heated Battle

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An Investigatory Report: Ahead of the Curve-A Current Student's Assesment

By now I’m sure most of you have heard about Ahead of the Curve. I assume OH weren’t the only section where reviews in the Wall Street Journal and The Economist prompted a flurry of emails from even the most over-worked of summer I-banking interns, and within a few days of publication I had also… Continue reading An Investigatory Report: Ahead of the Curve-A Current Student's Assesment

Sports Short: IM Soccer Match-Up Features Corner Kicks, Guy Named "Nico," and "Frontal Assaults"

Old H (OH) avenged their only loss of 2004 with a convincing 3-1 victory over Old D (OD) Monday afternoon. The result seemed predetermined, with OH peppering the OD goal with a frontal assault that reminded former U.S. Army Battalion Assistant Chief of Operations “the Tank” Dave Blank of his days in Iraq. Carl Everhart,… Continue reading Sports Short: IM Soccer Match-Up Features Corner Kicks, Guy Named "Nico," and "Frontal Assaults"