As the sun set and the ghostly shadows darkened, the mirror caught the little girl’s eye. “I have nothing left to live for” she thought as she began to softly speak the words. “OJ, OJ, OJ, OJ…”“Stop!” screamed her mother, grabbing her daughter just in time before the girl could say “OJ” for the fifth… Continue reading OJ Goes Skiing
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OJ Goes Skiing
Bill Gates recently held a private Q&A audience with OJ. With awe and a tinge of nervousness, Onil Gunawardana began. “I was perplexed to see that when you were naming your new OS, no one in your marketing or branding department seems to have noticed that the words ?Windows XP? is only nineteen letters different… Continue reading OJ Goes Skiing
OJ Goes Skiing
To mark the departure of our section president Greg Fairbank, who is off to protect America, OJ had a simple pot-luck dinner. Peter O’Reilly tempted us with a rack of farm-fresh lamb basted with extra-virgin olive oil and oregano, hand-cooked over coal. Baby roasted potatoes, green Jamaican beans, and fresh mint jus accompanied.Mina Jiang created… Continue reading OJ Goes Skiing
OJ Goes Skiing
?”Cocaine” read the envelope containing the white powder. “Another hoaxer,” thought our OJ sectionmate (who wishes to remain anonymous), rubbing the powder onto his gums to test it like in the films. “Hey, this is not…” he started, but there was a knocking at the door. Perplexed, he opened the door.“Surprise!” screamed the rest of… Continue reading OJ Goes Skiing
OJ Goes Skiing
OJ’s community spirit was in evidence last Friday when the Academic Office invited us to review a new MBA teaching case designed for use across multiple subjects. The case involves Mr. Mothy, the owner-manager of a small hand-operated printing press in Baghdad specializing in government promotional leaflets. Ten years ago, business had dried up abruptly… Continue reading OJ Goes Skiing
OD Squeezes OJ, Tastes Victory Yet Again
ALLSTON (OD Press)- In a brilliant display of technical excellence, the likes of which had not been seen since The Beer Game, OD dismantled the OJ soccer side with a 7-2 win last week. Though scouting reports had OJ’s defense keying on IM soccer goal scoring leader Peter “Stoichkov” Velikin, OD showed that it’s more… Continue reading OD Squeezes OJ, Tastes Victory Yet Again
OJ Goes Skiing
Part 1 I think it was in a moment of inappropriate madness that Warren Tranquada first proposed that we celebrate our commencement with a message to the world, a public declaration of our unique spirit that has made us what we are today. The section greeted this news with a stunned silence, the beads of… Continue reading OJ Goes Skiing
OJ Goes Skiing
Those of you unfortunate enough to see us around campus will have noticed that section OJ is currently in a deep state of depressive stupor.The unexpected death of Jonas Savimbi, the leader of the Angolan rebel movement Unita, was a shock to our constitution. The news had pierced our silver shield of section spirit and… Continue reading OJ Goes Skiing
NH: Spring Break 2002
On March 25th, Aldrich 9 looked different under the fluorescent lights. While Professor Koehn continued to enlighten us with her usual entrepreneurial spirit and Professor Pill again wowed us with his masterful chalkboard cartography skills, a new, warm cast of sun-kissed skin highlighted by bright-colored clothing, and tired eyes yet new vigor and life filled… Continue reading NH: Spring Break 2002
NJ Shows its "Sensitive" Side
This was a great back-to-school from spring break game. Despite jet lags and sunburns, the NJ A-league team claimed a victory. Well done, boys! Plus, I was very happy to see us beat OJ beyond boat races. I was very impressed with Greg Long’s shooting abilities. Those 3-pointers in addition to great defense by Jim… Continue reading NJ Shows its "Sensitive" Side
Men's IM Basketball Roundup
DOC 64, OJ 62 (OT)The DOC squad notched its second victory of the season in a game that started out tough, ended tough, and was fought hard all the way. Donovan and Stampini led the offense once again as the game stayed close into the final seconds forcing the game into overtime. With one of… Continue reading Men's IM Basketball Roundup
OJ Goes Skiing
I have a fiduciary responsibility to my section. Therefore when my previous article recounting the continuing wild exploits of OJ hit an editorial roadblock and was denied publication in the Harbus, I felt it my duty to seek the views of my entire section. Had I been irresponsible and na‹ve in my writing ? Had… Continue reading OJ Goes Skiing
OJ Goes Skiing
Gwenyth Paltrow and Molly Ringwald could not attend the recent OJ section event in Aldrich 10 mainly because they were not invited and we have a strict door policy. To us the real stars of the show were the representatives of the Umgogo tribe who were here recruiting for tribal elders. Dan Tennebaum performed HBS… Continue reading OJ Goes Skiing
OC – Intramural Volleyball Champs!
Forget about the New England Patriots and the Winter Olympics. Competitive sports do not get any better than the intramural volleyball playoffs last week at Shad. The OC volleyball squad finished the season undefeated and claimed the intramural championship after a tough 3-game match vs. OJ in the finals. After a disappointing loss in last… Continue reading OC – Intramural Volleyball Champs!
OF Conquers OJ
The OF B-squad would like to dedicate their latest victory, a first round playoff win over OJ, to our loveliest fans: Kimberly Lei, Pam Adams, and Gariella Chappell. Their inspired cheering led to a blowout victory over an under-manned OJ squad that could have used a little more juice. When the dust had settled, the… Continue reading OF Conquers OJ
OJ Picks Up Where it Left Off
First it was the Chili Cook-off. Then the Section Olympics. And finally, the undefeated boat race championships. OJ went out with a bang last year and the football team continued the winning tradition on Tuesday, Sept 30 trouncing OG 27-0. Rookie QB Damon Judd passed for four touchdowns and two extra-points in his debut as… Continue reading OJ Picks Up Where it Left Off
E-Dawgs' Success A Group Effort
Section E’s B-league basketball team secured the top overall seed in the HBS intramural tournament today by defeating OJ 64-33 in the last game of the regular season. The E-Dawgs finished the regular season with a record of 8-0, despite gaining almost no respect from sportswriters in the pre-season rankings. One simple phrase that would… Continue reading E-Dawgs' Success A Group Effort
HBS SA – Weekly – Flag Football Week 5 Highlights
EC Game of the Week: OA over OE 26-20An epic battle arose in the final hours of the regular season of HBS Flag-Football 2010. With “Eye of the Tiger” playing in the background, OA took the field never in their whole time together having won a flag football game.ÿ More than few tough losses over… Continue reading HBS SA – Weekly – Flag Football Week 5 Highlights
OJ Prevails in Double Overtime Thriller Against NF to Defend Title – 87-80
OJ played NF in the IM Basketball Championship on Tuesday May 4th, 2010. The event was attended by 40 members of NF and 15 members of NJ, including die-hard basketball fan, Professor Tom Nicholas. In an HBS Instant Classic, defending champions OJ, led by Co-Captains, Nii Amaah Ofosu-Amaah and Mike Derse, overcame a talented NF… Continue reading OJ Prevails in Double Overtime Thriller Against NF to Defend Title – 87-80
IM Hoops: Suiting Up For a New Season
The 2006 HBS intramural basketball season has gotten off to a fast start, with both EC and RC teams knocking off rust (and any extra pounds accumulated during winter break) to battle it out on the hardwoods. With each section fielding two (co-ed) teams of five to 15 players, basketball is the most inclusive of… Continue reading IM Hoops: Suiting Up For a New Season
