Horoscopes: With The Magic 8 Ball

Horoscopes: With The Magic 8 Ball Aries (March 21-April 19) If the lack of applause for your guests in section did not provide you with an indication of your popularity, the bear trap under your seat certainly will. Taurus (April. 20-May 20) Never judge a book by it’s cover, they always say, unless it happens… Continue reading Horoscopes: With The Magic 8 Ball

With The Magic 8 Ball

Aries (March 21-April 19) The Federal Reserve will offer to make your dorm room a satellite facility after you put $20 in the Spangler stamp machine and receive as change the entire world’s supply of Sacagawea dollar coins. Taurus (April. 20-May 20) Willy Wonka will place a Golden Ticket in your Aldrich mailbox, but unfortunately… Continue reading With The Magic 8 Ball

Humor: Horoscopes With The Magic 8 Ball

Aries (March 21-April 19) A year from now, you will discover your statements on “incentivizing the workforce” have little meaning outside of Aldrich when you are snapped back to reality by your beeping deep fryer at McDonald’s. Taurus (April. 20-May 20) Never judge a book by it’s cover, they always say, unless it happens to… Continue reading Humor: Horoscopes With The Magic 8 Ball