AI language models may finally have become sophisticated enough to run a business school. In a bizarre twist of events, anonymous sources have claimed that Srikant Datar, the current Dean of Harvard Business School, is not a human being – he is really just ChatGPT. Multiple sources have reported that Datar has been exhibiting strange… Continue reading Exclusive: Is Dean Datar Really Just ChatGPT?
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Citizens Arrest Stuns RC Section During Landmark LCA Class
In a vulnerable moment, an RC student shared their personal experience with fraud and was subsequently placed under citizen’s arrest by a hotshot JD/MBA section mate. In the seventy-fifth minute of an afternoon Leadership and Corporate Accountability (LCA) class, an RC section was stunned when JD/MBA student Fred Eralé declared he was placing fellow section… Continue reading Citizens Arrest Stuns RC Section During Landmark LCA Class
Canadian Club to Acquire Texas Club in Landmark Deal Amid Controversy
Relations between the two clubs turned hostile when it was revealed that the newly combined entity would be named the “Greater Canada Club”. Keir Sullivan, Contributor River Ewing, Contributor The merger talks originated when Canadian Club leadership began exploring potential avenues to grow its membership base. Organic growth of membership had flatlined and with increasing… Continue reading Canadian Club to Acquire Texas Club in Landmark Deal Amid Controversy