On Many Levels, RC Student Not Getting Section Love

“Section Love” is a beautiful, miraculous phenomenon in which two RC students decide that spending every class of the day, every day of the week, every week of the year simply isn’t enough for them, and that they must continue to “build” upon each other’s “comments” privately as well.

“Section Love” is also something that eludes RC student Tim Hostrad (NB) on many levels. “That Tim guy just doesn’t seem to get that it’s called ‘Section Love’, not ‘Section Staring’, ‘Section Drunken Groping’, or ‘Section Creepily Following All the Girls Around Even Though They Clearly Don’t Want to Go Home With You And Have Called The Police’,” said sectionmate and erstwhile Section Love quarry Jessica Quigby (NB), “In short, ‘Section Love’: he doesn’t get it. And, he won’t be getting any.”

Replied Hostrad, “Are your legs tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my dreams all day!”