Vending Machine Dispenses Soda, Lessons in Workforce Diversity The mission of the humble vending machine has taken a noble turn in the basement of Aldrich, according to anonymous sources. There, above the coin-slot, the buttons, and the Crimson Cash swiper, a picture of diverse professional colleagues can be seen: laughing, leading, and succeeding with Diet… Continue reading H-BS
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No Diet Coke Culprit In Lackluster Class Discussion
Last week’s stunning exhaustion of the supply of Diet Coke in the Aldrich basement vending machine is the prime suspect in Tuesday morning’s sub-par class discussions in Sections B, C, D and E. By lunchtime on Tuesday, several professors had noted that students appeared “even more lethargic than usual” and one professor recorded a distinct… Continue reading No Diet Coke Culprit In Lackluster Class Discussion
Sarah Palin: Diet Coke or New Coke?
This year’s 2008 election is starting to look a lot like a certain RC strategy case: Cola Wars. There is the election’s Coca-Cola, a historic and trusted brand, in John McCain. There is Pepsi, a youthful and fresh new brand, in Barack Obama. And there is Sarah Palin, John McCain’s brand extension – his Diet… Continue reading Sarah Palin: Diet Coke or New Coke?
