Boston, MA 02163
I am writing to you because I have a lot of experience flipping burgers (please see “high school” section of attached resume), and, frankly, I’m just a
little disillusioned with the long-term prospects in that industry. Thus, I really, really want a job with your company.
The enclosed resume demonstrates my ability to offer your firm a combination of industry experience and well-developed analytical skills. Pleasetake special note of:
My retail experience: assessing the merits of different wigs and costumes at a number of exclusive parties and events.
My international exposure: honing my teamwork at Hong Kong by helping my sectionmates finish off Scorpion Bowls.
My flexibility: successfully participating in class by filling in the roles of Eion Hu, Chun Shuang Lim, David Hall, Mary Moses, and Beth Shapiro, just to name a few.
My presentation skills: performing opera-quality music and Oscar-worthy dialogue at the well-attended Holidazzle ball.
Additionally, my hobbies include brunch, wine tasting, tirelessly pursuing the extension of my HBS network (otherwise known as attending an obscene number of section activities), and building exceptionally high-caliber financial models.If you would be at all interested in considering me for a job, please know that I am available to start whenever you say, that I will do whatever you say, that I will move wherever you say, and that I will accept whatever salary level you say.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.