Me ‘n’ Her
Goldie: Irina, my problem with finding you a match was that you seem to be the most well-known woman in the first year class. I couldn’t find someone who didn’t already know you. What’s your secret?
Zavina: I was told that at HBS, it is all about connections.
Goldie: What’s the secret behind your racing success? A previous life as a Belarus drag racer?
Zavina: You only live once!
Goldie: So, which James Bond do you think Taylor most closely resembles?
Zavina: I think he was as charming as Sean Connery, as dashing as Pierce Brosnan, and as sophisticated as Roger Moore
Goldie: What tops Formula 1 racing? Any ideas on what the next Intraview couple should do on their date?
Zavina: An all-inclusive weekend in Monte Carlo to see a real Formula 1 racing. As for the next Intraview…this is hard. Maybe something completely different, say a cooking class. I think guys need to show more of their feminine side. Also, maybe something even more simple – maybe a walking tour of downtown Boston, as many still haven’t done it and there is lots to see.
Me ‘n’ Him
Goldie: Taylor, I know we are good friends. Very good friends. But I just want to let you know, despite the fact that the passion of our friendship runs so deep that I have discovered parts of myself I never knew existed, I’m still not going to let you edit this interview. I’m too good of a journalist for that. Does that make you feel uncomfortable?
Hinshaw: Honey, I don’t have to edit the transcript – I know you’ll do right by me. And the only ones who are going to feel uncomfortable about this interview are the editors of the Harbus, once they talk to the boys from Mintz Levin.
Goldie: Taylor, Taylor, how could you doubt me? It took me so long to find you someone because I was looking for the perfect woman for you. How could I do anything else?
Hinshaw: If you ask me, you haven’t done enough to help me. Maybe you could try to get the Journal to quit mentioning those PCB lawsuits. Those rivers were polluted long before we started dumping in them …wait a minute, is this still on the record?
Goldie: Dare I ask what other activities you use your flame-retardant jump suit for?
Hinshaw: It’s actually a pretty good outfit to go clubbing in. Those places are deathtraps you know. I sleep better at night knowing that if a fire ever breaks out in Pravda while I’m there, I’ll be safe in my asbestos suit. Plus, its bright red colors and racing patches help me stand out on the dance floor.
Goldie: So, has Irina offered to nurse you back to health after your devastating racing injury?
Hinshaw: Goldie, let’s not get carried away here. You know a gentleman never kisses and tells.
Me ‘n’ Them
Goldie: So, will there be another Intraview?
Zavina: You know the Ms. Moneypenny story….
Hinshaw: Kindly refer to my “kisses and tells” response.