Spring Break-less in Boston?

Okay, okay. So the job market is in the toilet. You’re still trying to snag that elusive summer or full-time offer, so you’ve put your wild Spring Break plans on hold in the pursuit of employment. Or, maybe, financing Spring Break is out of the question as you’ve become so highly levered at Shay’s and Daedalus that Uncle Citi has cut you off and even having two nickels to rub together sounds like a windfall. Fear not, for those of you “stuck” in Boston over the break, the social gods have smiled down and left you with the following activities in and around the area:

Event: Bill Cosby
So What?: Comedic Legend
Where: Lowell Memorial Auditorium (Lowell, MA)
When: Saturday, March 23, 6:30pm and 9:30pm
Phone: (978) 454-2299

Event: The Chieftains
So What?: Quintessential Irish folk music ensemble
Where: Boston Symphony Hall
When: Friday, March 15, 8pm
Phone: (617) 266-1492

Event: Tripping Billies
So What?: Dave Mathews Cover Band
Where: Harpers Ferry (Allston)
When: Friday, March 15, 10pm
Phone: (617) 254-9743

Event: Cleveland Cavaliers at Boston Celtics
So What?: The Cavs are terrible, tickets should be cheap
Where: Fleet Center
When: Wednesday, March 20, 7pm
Phone: (617)624-1000

Event: Phoenix Coyotes at Boston Bruins
So What?: A hockey team? From the desert?
Where: Fleet Center
When: Wednesday, March 20, 7pm
Phone: (617)624-1000

Event: St. Patrick’s Day Parade
So What?: Chance to holiday with a bunch of festive Irishmen (and their friends)
Where: South Boston, 521 Seventh Street
When: Sunday, Mar 17, 1pm
Phone: N/A