I don’t really know what that means, but it sure sounds kind of cool. Hmm, I’m not sure what to write today. I could write about my spring break plans (Italy, ooh), but I’m afraid that providing any additional information might threaten my secret identity.
Oh, I know what we could talk about! Let’s talk about this week’s Intraview! This week we get to peer into the secret life of manly Marines and their Charlie’s Angels dates. I could be an Angel, couldn’t I Charlie? Oh, wait, we’re not supposed to be talking about me. I forgot.
Well, we are working our way towards the end of the year, and I am thinking about a fitting way to wrap up the entire Goldie Intraview experience. Perhaps a men versus women scrimmage on the basketball courts? Maybe a shoot-out? Or an orgy? How about a kissing booth? OK, let me think about this and I’ll get back to you all in a few weeks.
As always, comments, questions, and job offers should be directed to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I haven’t heard from anyone in a couple of weeks, and I’m getting a little lonely…