The Harbus News Corporation would like to make it clear that absolutely everything in the humor section of all the summer editions of the Harbus should be treated as pure, unqualified, unadulterated fiction with no factual bias, truth or reference to reality what so ever, the only exceptions being this editorial and certain Section reports by Harbus Reps. All characters and situations are fictional and any resemblance to reality is purely co-incidental.
Furthermore, with regards to printing official apologies for inappropriate statements or insults, it is our duty and our moral obligation to ensure that the Student body is fairly represented with integrity and honesty. Please send your requests for an apology to:
editor@suck-me.com.
