Title:
The Future
Height:
17′ 10″
Weight:
39.28 Stones
Previous sports experience:
Anson – 2004 Tiger Top Jungle Lodge Elephant Polo Defensive MVP.
Josh – 2007 Amateur Baby Kangaroo Boxing Champion.
Craig – 1994 Sega Genesis NBA Jam Blockbuster Challenge Runner-Up.
Favorite Aspect of The Club:
Anson: Getting face chugged by Anthony Bangay at Tommy Doyle’s.
Josh: The 3 C’s: Camaraderieship, Dynamicism, and Muscle Milk.
Craig: Patrick Cleary in rugby shorts.
Least Favorite Aspect of The Club:
Anson: Getting face chugged by Anthony Bangay at Tommy Doyle’s.
Josh: Any form of contact.
Craig: The gratuitous amount of goose crap on the rugby pitch.
Which EC on the team has been the most inspirational?
Anson: Peter Baldwin – Peter has assured me that not all rugby players eventually go bald and look like Quasimodo. In fact, they can look as beautiful as Patrick Swayze.
Josh: Nick Taranto – You may not know him, but between saving kids in the Serengeti, balancing the budget of Zimbabwe and curing syphilis, he still manages to STFB and dominate the TD drink ups.
Craig: Doug Haber – Doug gave me a copy of The Game, says it changed his life. Thanks, Doug.
When you are not playing rugby, what keeps you busy?
All: We participate in a competitive LAIRE* league on the weekends. This allows us to express our creative side, and hang out with our real friends.
*LAIRE stands for Live Action Interactive Role-Play Environment. www.laire.com.
Advice:
Live your RC year with no regrets, and dignity.join Rugby. If you have any questions feel free to ask any of us.
